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LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 25: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK TABLOID NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 48 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME. MANDATORY CREDIT PHOTO BY DAVE M. BENETT/GETTY IMAGES REQUIRED) Bonnie Wright (L) and Jamie Campbell-Bower attend the premiere of 'Anonymous' during the 55th BFI London Film Festival at Empire Leicester Square on October 25, 2011 in London, England. (Photo by Dave M. Benett/Getty Images)
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Here’s something to remember when you’re older Thomas – never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.